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Shiva: Mera Trishul Kaha Hai?
Where Students Feel Lonely
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3 Din Se Bhooki Hoon
Lady Beggar:
Aee.. bhaiya, 1 rupaya de de.. 3 din se bhuki hoon!
Aee.. bhaiya, 1 rupaya de de.. 3 din se bhuki hoon!
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Bhaiya:
3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupaiye ka kya karegi…??
3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupaiye ka kya karegi…??
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Lady Beggar:
Sahab, Weight check karungi, kitna kam ho gaya hai!!
Sahab, Weight check karungi, kitna kam ho gaya hai!!
Shiva: Mera Trishul Kaha Hai?
Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai ?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye !!
Where Students Feel Lonely
Teacher: Tell me a name of a place, where there are lots of people still you feel lonely.
Student: Sir, Exam Hall! 
—- In Hindi —
Adhyapak: Kisi aisi jagah ka naam batao jaha bahut saare log ho, phir bhi aap akela mehsoos karte ho?
Chhatra: Sir, Pareeksha Bhawan! 
Santa: I Know Your Secret!
Two friends Santa and Banta were talking…
Banta to Santa: There is a easy way to get what you want from people.
Santa: How?
Banta replied: Tell people you know their secret.
Santa jumps up and runs to his dad, “I know your secret!”
The dad replies, “Please don’t tell your mom here is $100.”
The dad replies, “Please don’t tell your mom here is $100.”
Santa then runs to his mom, “I know your secret!”
The mom said, “Please don’t tell your dad here’s $150.”
The mom said, “Please don’t tell your dad here’s $150.”
Santa then decides to try it on the mail man, “I know your secret!”
The mail man opened his arms and said, “Come, give your dad a hug!”
The mail man opened his arms and said, “Come, give your dad a hug!”
साहित्य प्रेमी दुल्हा..
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साहित्य प्रेमी दूल्हा सुहागरात को अपनी दुल्हन से बोला - प्रिय , आज से ही तुम मेरी कविता हो , भावना हो कामना हो | दुल्हन ने यह सुनकर दूल्हे से कहा - मेरे लिए भी आज से तुम ही मेरे दिनेश हो ,सुरेश हो , राकेश हो ,
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